As yesterday was Mother's Day, I thought I would just wish all the mom's out there a very happy one. I also thought I would post David Letterman's Top 10 list from Mother's Day. This was a top ten list that was performed by Letterman's mother on his show.
Top Ten Pieces of Advice I've Given Dave Over the Years
10. "Be yourself, but less annoying"
9. "Ease up on the aftershave"
8. "At Christmas, Remember to tip your parole officer"
7. "Stick to it, don't give up and some day you'll have a third-rate talk show"
6. "Quit bothering Oprah"
5. "If anyone asks, tell them we're not related"
4. "Let America see what a great dancer you are!"
3. "Never give Regis your home phone number"
2. "I prefer Leno"
1. "You're not fooling anyone with that hairpiece"
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